That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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