i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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