so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Randomize