your room smells of hookers.
And success
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
