I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
God, I missed his penis.
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