what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
smell my finger.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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