Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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