I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
