i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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