Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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