What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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