you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You left your underwear on the fireplace
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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