they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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