what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
ttyl tear gas
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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