She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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