what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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