I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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