you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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