I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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