I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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