She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
Welp...herpes.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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