some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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