I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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