Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Acid is not a monday night drug
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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