after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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