ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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Clothes are such an inconvenience.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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