It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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