As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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