yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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