Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger