babies were throwing up all over the place
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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