i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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