im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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