Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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