mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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