matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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