i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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