i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
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I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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