I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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