So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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