Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Never joke about your clitoris.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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