I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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