Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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