I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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