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• (813): View more from Florida

  Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories

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  He could rock you to sleep

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?

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  you had an obligation.

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  Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.

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• (980): View more from North Carolina

  What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy

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