The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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