what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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