If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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