Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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