i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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