Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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