You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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