It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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