fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
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Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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