hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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