What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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