ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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